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But I would've been right, had I quit before that call from Nikolai. "Oh my God." He literally screamed upon reaching his finale, and I turned my head just enough to keep his loud cries out of my ear. "Thank you." "No, thank "You have a great day, Jennifer," Simon said, and hung up the phone. " Editors always smile when their writers say such things. " With a fast Internet connection you can find a phone chat job in under a minute. He made me describe my appearance and then said, "I'm going to put a lot of bruises on that pretty white skin." All day I'd heard fantasies I found repulsive, but Nikolai's were the first that would cause actual damage if played out. Even as a fake-out that bothered me, and my real voice re-appeared when I said "No, I don't want you to do that." And from his next response crawled the slimy fantasy that slithered through the stinking wasteland of his libido: he said he'd rape me, strangle me, and cut off body parts I'd much rather keep. If the beating were real I'd've been dead six minutes into the call.Though the handbook talked about many different types of callers I could expect, they basically fell into two categories: men who took the lead in calls, and men who expected the woman to. So I described myself as a hot 27-year-old and added "I like a strong man who knows what he wants and knows how to get it. If that's you then pick me so I can give you what you want."*** Alistair agreed next morning when I suggested I take the afternoon off to sit alone in my empty apartment and wait for obscene phone calls. Of course I had to eat lunch first, and the coffee table needed clearing, and hey, here's that barrette I was looking for, better put it away so I don't lose it. (And you're only paid for when you actually talk, not the time spent waiting for the phone to ring.) But the deck's stacked so a high average is hard to get. Naturally, dial-a-porn inspired laws to shut it down on obscenity grounds until 1983, when the Supreme Court deemed such content bans unconstitutional. I got three more silent calls, and at I hung up to log out and in again. I pressed one and said, "Hey, it's Jennifer," for the fifth time in eight minutes, doubting anyone would actually answer. Jay expected my clueless virgin self to take command of the situation and I had no idea how, so I asked "What do you want me to do for you, Jay? Okay: I'm in a diner eating lunch with Billy Crystal. The next two callers were jokers; I actually heard the third guy's friends snickering on the line. After an hour I could stretch calls out for eight to 12 minutes, though my average was still pretty low: I hung up on one kid so young his voice hadn't changed yet, and 30 seconds into "press one for a 15-minute credit card call" I heard a beep and a metallic voice: "You have one minute left." By my routine, when sanitized, boiled down to: "Let me unzip you. It worked until I started laughing and failed to disguise that as passionate gasps. I'd spent the whole day in character uttering words I'd never said before, but I did. Finally, I managed to choke out the phrase and added, "But please, don't do that! " And I'll flash a smile filled with sunshine and innocence, and say "That's the cumulative lifetime royalties from my career in phone porn." Oh God, oh please, oh yes.For example, you have to hang up if you get a call from a minor, but that means a five-second call bringing down your average. Now phone sex is a billion-dollar-a-year industry, and when the numbers come out for 2007 a couple hundred of those dollars will have been shelled out by guys talking to me.***While waiting for the chat line to process my application I implemented a half-assed training program: I watched the fake-orgasm scene in and read the sample scripts in my employee handbook. 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