Dating a live

He can become as funny as Eddie Murphy high on speed, while in reality he might be about as humorous as a liver transplant.

Hot to spot him: Every joke he makes is really funny. In 2012, the Huffington Post reported on a survey conducted by the makers of a mobile pet app, who found that certain breeds of dogs attract the opposite gender more than others. Walk a puppy across a college campus, and you’ll see what I mean. Well, any guy who can express his love for a puppy or a child becomes insanely attractive to most women (especially women dreaming about starting a family).

Instead, they put their cards openly on the table so that you don’t have to assume anything. If you think you find that right person you genuinely like spending time with, first you go steady, then after couple of years one of you pop the question and then come the marriage, mortgage and a kid or two. Apart from some common traits that we can mention with humor, it’s better to keep in mind that your Dutchie is just as unique as you!

In my college days, many moons ago, I perfected the art of meeting girls online.

Welcome to the land of logically sensible and romantically realistic folk. Don’t worry, your date will tell you if you have something stuck between your teeth after dinner. I mean, who would want to walk around whole night without anyone mentioning the lipstick stain on your teeth, right? So, don’t get discouraged cause your date is not complimenting your every treat. At the end, everyone can get those cliche gifts but that he/she just got for you? What we can add is that your Dutchie knows where the best deals are and just don’t want to pay extra for something you can find for less and who says that’s ever a bad thing?

This at first may come as a shock but once you get used to it you quickly realize that ‘hey! The Dutch believe that it is better to be honest rather than misleading someone or create high expectations. That shows not only your Dutchie cares for you, but also listens to what you say and know what you like! We are all familiar with the traditional way to go once you have a relationship. Just like you wouldn’t describe yourself as a typical (insert your home country), same goes for the Dutch as well.

Unfortunately, through a combination of hormones and immaturity, I learned to perfect this system into one where I could convince nearly any girl at all – from the shy bookworm to the bubbly cheerleader – to become fascinated enough with my persona that they would go on a date with me Now, over twenty years later, I’m going to spill the beans on the tried and true tricks that guys still use online today.

The hope is that my two young daughters will read it some day, and become immune to these antics. All it takes is a witty remark or flirty jesting to make a girl smile and break down any defensive shields around her heart.

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