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It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear "Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question" "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?
(Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.
Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist Let go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman Then we'd go through the beach and walk in the sand I'd throw a little sand in your face and say I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'll fuck your back Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!!
(Host) Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensetivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the right to your next date (Sharon) Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention And what would your pick up lines be? Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fuckin fat you are! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!
I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw!
Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day!